Prepare for the worst but expect the best.

So Sacred...

2011-02-21T19:12:00.000-08:00

Fireworx and Jerome

2011-01-17T19:57:00.000-08:00

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new years fireworks in tempe ooowww aaaahh

two different photos of the same ufo thing that sat in the air in the same spot for over an hour, who knows...

protecting my lil brothers jungle

taxes

R.I.P

painted this as a birthday present

crepes n shit

that thing was in my finger for quite a few days

bzzzzew bzzzzeew bzeew

self explanatory

wow

quee spilt da pickles oh quee

kaatsssskkttttssss kkttssss

snap snap

guh

lil quee peeking

love cycle 2 yr anniversary cake

DJ DAN MS DOSS

crane ;-)

jerome J

Blow glass, not dudes...

well oh well

tough lookin motha fucka

truth

Rollercoasters and Film Photos

2010-12-29T22:54:00.000-08:00

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this is the only photo i could get of the eclipse

some one decorated a christmas mushroom

peeing?

tiss pee or not tiss pee

welcome

1st ride, thought it was the front ebded up to be the back, yeah you go backwards shits real wild

viper

Goliath

colossal

batman

riddler

arnold

peace out

luh dis kind stuff

i got a film camera from a goowill and these were the first photos i shot with it.

the pit

cacti

far

close

2 fag

my first board of my board that i skated

comear

bowlin shoes

dolphin chimes and wrangler

hehee

haha

joeys jungle

wrangys got an itch and lucky dunno what to do

nomnomnom

weres my fly mask

goober the champ

chu lookin at

yugio?

hail yeah

celebrity skin onda pot

life

chem trails

christmas

left right center

ian kinsler

saw this at barnes and noble

skatin snow man

the creepy snow man

bunch birds flyin ina cluster

cheeba

little dog

turkey in the straw

OIVAY, BIRTHDAYS, WINS, SNOWMEN, and UNICORNS...

2010-12-20T10:01:00.000-08:00

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kevins 21st at hooters LOL

even more LOL

chirp churp

easy five hundo cum up

this thing

some view while i ate

rattle snake, shits weird

the big one eight with that rattle snake crown

an unnecessary amount of burger

wings

and more wings

that damn rattle snakes back

HAPPY BDAY SONGS

!!!OIVAY!!!

this years christmas tree i think my mom named it frank

nbd by me

FA

MI

LY

"The other kid mango, their all like grabbin each others ass, like wtf..."

"The other kid mango, their all like grabbin each others ass, like wtf..."

AAA

"The other kid mango, their all like grabbin each others ass, like wtf..."

"The other kid mango, their all like grabbin each others ass, like wtf..."

"The other kid mango, their all like grabbin each others ass, like wtf..."

"The other kid mango, their all like grabbin each others ass, like wtf..."

luh meh

ruffruff

KEGGOYAL

yep

nope

scary shit

the crew

that lil curl up top

continued side view of the lil curl up top

gotcha

a real pee pee

will the real Collin Woods please stand up

smashin mayonnaise packets

cool

even cooler

coolest

set free

my lil cousins amde me this im pretty sure, i just woke up to it.

dankest chron

You Pick the Caption...

2010-11-26T08:17:00.000-08:00

Back From Where I left Off...

2010-10-06T02:21:00.000-07:00

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idk why this is the first photo but that thing glowing is an old budweiser sign from like the 80's that dan found in the city one day while we were staying at brads and the tent was brads bed for a night and the sign was his campfire

nom?

netflix with Jilly

Joe Krak is the man

Brad on his birthday at california pizza kitchen and his free dessert

brad on the night of his birthday at chevy's, hunter flew down to sf from portland for the night just to take brad out for his birthday, thats some friendship right there!!!

Beach gettin monkey

Beach all the way up

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these things

are really

no joke

BBQ at Brads, Jims the man, Kickstands the man, Brads the man!

This is calistoga california after i got out of the car and right before we all went and met up with Ed Grimsley (google him) at a mexican food place where he got enchiladas and milk then brought us to the town little league field parking lot for us to share night vision goggles so he could point out ufo wars happening above us, the guy was out of his mind he got punked by his own son and asked brad at dinner if brad bought him dinner that he'd give him a free dvd, plenty of other wierd shit went on, ask me about it sometime.

Beach headin back to Portland

vroom vroom

dan with a dolphin tshirt on and dolphins in the window

GO SF!!!

GO GIANTS!!!

KICKSTAND!

WIZARD!

Giants stadium food

AWESOME!

Thats the ocean and theres no mountains in the ocean thats fog

on a mutha fuckin cop

vitamins

lets play ball

just me and my gang

awesome

my piss in one piss

witch gotsa snach

eh

sushi on a conveyor belt

some fruit thats good that i never had that my brother made me eat

nanners

dskjfdbsgnasd'h

cooper my lil twin cousins doggy

all this decoration if from my mom i woke up to it one day it was her way of welcoming me into the professional world i guess

gr8

just me and my gang

introducing the oz harry to some chino bandito

just me and my gang before a night of getting fooked ooop

place sucked ass from the mouth out the ass

guh

geeeuuh

i slam dunked some cheese into my cherry pepsi after i grabbed a fresh ass hot piece of pizza and the cheese drooped off into my drank

saw this one day, half ass upper decker, wonder who did that.

almost wish i didnt have my beard woulda been better.

saw this one day too, wonder who did this aswell

hail

hail in the yard

more hail in the yard

my brother cruisin

brads bday dinner song

Jilly got me into this show VIP so i went if it wasn't free wouldnt have caught me here but i waved my shirt in the air and dance after some dranks

golfball sized hail storm

double rainbow to my three legged dog, try to find that on the internet if your one that thinks you can find anything on the internet

The Mall, Yeah the Mall.

2010-09-06T15:03:00.000-07:00

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me and luke decided to go to the mall yesterday for some reason he was real hungover out of it so he bought these cali rolls and liked the fact that it was all divided by fake grass

i bought this beastly motha fucka an eat it ow

Luke wanted to try on some new levis and he liked them so he decided to by them but got rejected at the register.

i tryed on my new onezy

lookin hella dank

?

Luke updated his face book status in the mac store it was quite a site

i bought a tear jerker gun ball it happend to be blue

the damn gum ball made my mouth water so much i started drooling blue and it stained my fingers as Luke was taking my photo going up the esculator a group of girls were going down and said omg what is happening to you and luke replys now dontchu even worry about us.

"looks like you ate some smurf soup" - Angela

this is Luke getting out of my truck at the airport to go home to buffalo for a few weeks

here hes pictured again slightly after grabbing his luggage out of my back seat

and there he is again that lil guy way back there chickin in at 5:36 this morning

this is Bri Bri sleeping

this is Bri Bri sleeping close up

Burrito Day. . .

2010-09-05T15:34:00.000-07:00

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bought unclejojo a 12 pack

brought over the pigs some dog food Goldchain chillin

this thing defeated me

picked up angela from her house to get her car from my house and on the way i brought her over a jump in my truck then we came upto the stop sign and i noticed there was people taking photos of something and it wasnt the emus so i drove over to check it out and there it was two turtles humping, so perfect.

LOL

then i told angela you should just take your car over to unclejojo he'll fix ur door and sure enough 15 minutes later the door fuckin pops open and unclejojo is magically on the other side of the car peaking his head over the roof at us, and he says "what mechanics did you bring this to?" gottem

ddddddddddjdjdjdjdjdjjj

i washed my hair its crazy when i wash my hair

millic dgaf

whoops

you know i toot it and boot it

so much of this in my life

i guess he wanted to be on my blog again to get some more votes
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Got My Bracelet ! ! !

2010-09-04T14:21:00.000-07:00

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bought a new steering stabilizer so jojo could finish up my truck and he did and that shits dynomite

off with the old on wif da new

saw this lil guy cruisin about mouth all wide open and shi

cruisin runnin runnin

Son

Mom

Angela

Evi

Jilly

its like mo fuckin crispmis

got my bracelet matches my paintin

Angela made us all friendship bracelets!!! thanks you!!! This one mine.

Jildo's

Evi, Angela, and Mom's

Sketchin like usual

executed nicely right before my soup dinner

Vlad gettin muhfuckin Loked

keepin sketch dougie life toot it

exactly

FUCK YES RANDY!!!

Cody's Power Hour!

2010-09-03T17:16:00.000-07:00

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i think my mom saw my post from the day before and saw the photo of a preying mantis so when i got up to drive my moms truck she had suprised me with this lil mug

assholerrrrrr

did a lil bit more shopping and exchanging ball joints for my truck but we got it figured out here it was crazy cuz my trucks licensed as an 03 but the parts are the 9th month of 02 so thats why it was crazy finding the parts never had that problem before

hangem up hangem up

seeeee

all done ready for bracelets and wrapping paper

lunch im down with this new jalapy bread dey gots

still doin the ball joint sergury shits fuckin hectic

next side one done

broke my board skating the park sweet

luke eatting popeyes in and in n out shirt pretty perfect

i bought cody his first shot as a 21 year old big boi

this is his first beer as a 21 year old

there goes his first shot down that dam throat

then luke manned up and bought him one

whoops and there it goes

then sweet ol bethany took it easy on him and got him a lemon drop im pretty sure itsa lemon drop, either way there it goes.

and mo fuckin ricki daddy suave bought him a jager shot to and thats all we gave him so there goes that one down Z troat

feelin it

just me and my gang were rascal flatts

really feelin it at this point i think he knew his throat was gunna burn ina sec.

didnt even make it into the bathroom and there she blows

still didnt even make it to the toilet

even after he puked he got hella horny wid it

oat meal codys 21yo puke pile the first one

and that was it we was outatime

i got home and ate this shit and hit the fuckin pillow wif my hed

"whats up with that, what the fuck is up with that"

2010-09-02T13:57:00.000-07:00

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unclejojo did this to a socket workin on my truck somehow

so i had to go buy him these to get the job done

my horse wangla(wrangler)

my ants

this is what i look at everytime i take a piss in my house just so you know

nom nom nom

fuxin wid it

"whats up with that, what the fuck is up with that"

"aint no walk in the park"

" I'm gunna dominate your heart son "

2010-09-01T16:07:00.000-07:00

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i finished this painting right when i woke up its blurred so no fun is ruined, i went to bed at 5 and woke up at 10 and my mom came in and said lemme see ur eyes, and then asked me a ton of questions and did some test cause she thought i was going manic again cuz i painted 5 pictures in 24 hours, who knows maybe i am.

Luke got off work like 3 hours early and he wanted to do somethin all day but i had to stick around and help uncle jojo with my truck its depressing

heres uncle jojo cruisin in my moms whip with me listening to dougie

turd?

LOL just say it and LOL

bought these for my truck there lower ball joints and i still need to get upper ones life expensive

i tryed but not quite Uncle jojo loved it though

hes still laughin at the picture as we walked in to get some tools to get my truck all fixed up

super lube in gay

this is how i pay jojo to work on my truck

this guy...

and this guy

itis = food coma

yeah luke too, i asked him after this meal we sat around talking about how gay a lot of shit is then i asked him " how many times do you think we've had itis together"

perfection

this is the only one I'm not going to blur cuz its for me nanahnanahbooboo

i sat around all sad and depressed thinking about my truck after jojo was done working on my truck for the day, luke had done nothing after getting off work early, so he came into my room and told me fuck everything lets just go on a bike ride, i said ok then, we went out back to get the bikes out the shed and saw this preyer chillin lil alien man.

and were off

we got crazy wid it threw the wash and shit last minute decisions and we both had shorts and i had slippers on romping over boulders and stuff, not the best idea i lost my shoes probably 15 times and got tons of thorns in my feet

we ended up here at cheers we both had a small pitcher, luke get dizzy wid it, gotsta step his game up,! me and luke were unlocking our bikes after our drinks and the bike lock sprung open when it was in lukes hand and hes said somethin like "watch out its gunna hit your arm" and i said "what did you just say?, I'm gunna dominate your heart son?" so there you have the title.

pregame for my burrito

on the way to getting this burrito Luke had two close calls with the cops, the first was him riding with his arms out like wings on the wrong side of the middle of the road on 59th and a cop drove passed and flashed his lights the second was he said fuck it and went across on a red light as a coming he didnt know it was a cop but it was the car he raced in front of and it ended up turning left and driving super slow and sketchy like past us, you go luke.

it called for some art

and some more art some pedro art

I went the hole day wearing this shirt, its my shirt i paint in, so i left it on all day didnt shower actually havent showerd since friday the closest i got was swimming on saturday, fuck it though, yah know, what else am i gunna do.

Oh Shit, Uht Oh!

2010-08-31T13:28:00.000-07:00

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droppin lukes off at his discover card place to call people that dont like to be called

did some more chainsawin

cut two more pieces up

then sanded all five them bitches

vwaaalaah paint time

they are gifts and i dont wanna spoil it so i smeeeered them just to show you i did somethin yesterday not even gunna say whos is whos

i ate an italian sub aswell shit was dynomite

watched my brother and all his friends help start to expand my brothers garden.

painted this one too same here itsa gift so shmeer tactic was applied to not spoil no fun

brought luke to get his in n out fix and he finally manned up an bought his shirt hes wanted

after we skated the park and slappied some curbs my tummy started rumblin so we headed over here to fill her up

fuck ketchup not really its just picantes much better for this meal

luke gave in to some biscuits and gravy but it was more like some biscuits with his gravy, there is biscuits under that slop u see in that bin.

this is the last paintin i did yesterday shmear to blind the fun

PEDRO. . .

2010-08-30T16:27:00.000-07:00

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my brother came up on this cool pot for free

i started cutting up this log to paint on

three pieces cut two to go

i ate this yesterday idk why i chose what i chose my brain was hell foggy yesterday

i wondered around my house in the dark last night for some reason and then i blew some bubbles

luke got home from work at like 12 last night and he was hungry so we went to ramiroz, and every time i goto ramiroz this is how i start my meal with 3- 4 jalapenos and a few carrot slices and i dip both of them in the hot sauce

hes in heaven

my shit bish

this is Pedro i see this man more than i see a lot of people i know i just do weird faces and things for him to make him say something funny in spanish to me that i dont understand so its a win win for both of us

luke booty and his flan nug

pocket pussy pricing our other roomate chad is the security guard here so we can get a discount i guess, since hes the security guard we could prolly just use them in the store if we wanted to.

we picked some pricklys off here

and i popped lukes prickly pear cherry last night but he wasnt into it, but then again it wasnt the best one ive eaten either.

not sure...

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Got Scared, Froze Up, Bitched Out, I'm a Bitch!

2010-08-29T18:19:00.000-07:00

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i bought new tires for my truck friday morning after getting two hours of sleep the night before and the new tires have now caused my truck to have death wobble again, so i dont have a truck for a bit til that bitch gets fixed wid.

morning luke

lukes tool of choice a pen

takin the tunnel cover off so that i could help move stuff and i did it before i realized i would die driving my truck now with this death wobble

after

rode my bike to get some food close by my house

and i got a monster slice at rays

my turtle flipped over twice in one day the first time luke flipped him over and the second time i went to go feed him and i saw he was flipped over again shits weird

so fucking cute

i painted this I had the idea to paint this ever since I came out of my manic episode, because while I was in it I thought I was the chosen one a new god in a sense and I had to save the world before 2012, I even escaped from a mental hospital to get the job done, so here i am saving the world.

i should redecorate my walls

i bought a monster to keep myself goin on only two hours of sleep and i bought that 8 dollar 12 pack

snoopy dogg

moms sleepy time buds

i got mashed so i guess im gunna marry erica were gunna live in an apartment in belgium were gunna have a lil dag and im going to be a professional lottery winner.

wild card? id say wild man, vote for mango
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wild card? id say wild man, vote for mango
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wild card? id say wild man, vote for mango
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done and done

i love the way randy gets down now

dance to the loko town ryan

head

hey wah happen

fuckin randy gets down hard now never thought id see the day

were oh were art thou Evi

i dont get it

more fuckin gold right here

vlads bloggin while im bloggin

sean chillin hard eveytime i see him here hes even chillin hard

hey john you there try this IQ quiz out see if you can get over my score of 110

praise jah

hey come step down into my shower

close but not fuckin quite

jujwok

if an asteroid hit this couch at this moment the world would have stopped for everybody

priceless

wild card? id say wild man, vote for mango
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wild card? id say wild man, vote for mango
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get swol

ok

wild card? id say wild man, vote for mango
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theres a comb stuck in the road somewhere in scottsdale

i think theres a middle finger on the top of that arm flippin off the dog driving that car

moving day this is jills load

thats moving buddy back there on the couch were swol

moving day ericas load

california sweet onion chicken teriyaki he calls it

smart car with matching rims

rainbows are meant to look at not to understand

he even sleeps like hes chillin

see told yah

luke clownin

waychill bentdick

get the night goin shotgunz

pluuuuuuut

screamin coors

dougiez

gettin strange

hey check me out to the right yeah the old dood

my budget beer

k gilamander always creepin

vell el oh el

im ashley

that old man wants to eat some pussy and so do i

shotz shotz shotz shotz shotz!!!

clack clack

ooooooohhfff!

my names ashley i do your service and beyond

Lukes got fans to

VEST BUY

sketchin

whatchu know about that prolly nuhting

SEX

normal

i happend to accidentally wear glasses tonight

get sum fellas

oh geez oh goodness

shits sketchy

i took my vitamins that day

dyshadaisy

luke gets around bitches

i love to do this with the lay D's

piss brain

everything

dah fuqs up chyal

grrrrrrr

floooof

what do i say

precious

all day everyday

so much damn fun

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Sardines and Hot Sauce. . .

2010-08-27T12:20:00.000-07:00

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havent used my ipod in a while and its been just chillin my truck and i got my connector for it to play on the radio back yesterday and i went to grab my i pod and see this happend to it

and this is what my connector to the radio piece looks like my set up is so flossy right now

followed this junky for a bit but caught the hella artsy photo on the yellow light

before

after

before

after

i started this painting i should have it done by my next post tomorrow

picked luke up from his work and we laughed about something

then we made some food

some mango chicken and rice

i also fucked with this combo i do it quite often actually

looks something like this

and this is what we look like eating our food

beer boxes and bangerang with a side of j-stay

went here bleh...

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SUPER brand snail mail!!!

2010-08-26T17:30:00.000-07:00

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brought luke to get his fix of in n out before i dropped him off at work, i didnt eat, but i did bring in a cup from the night before and get a refill, eat that in n out.

i'm one proud parent droppin my boy off at work so he can be discover cards bish for a bit

got a package from SUPER brand in the mail

oh whats that got two packages from SUPER brand in the mail

this came in the package a lil superfood supliment thanks Tony but...

my moms is better, and since you sent that, my mom got a weird wid it, so now shes sending a big container full to the office for everyone to share so be expecting it Tony!

i got three pennys in my package...

i got a nice lil boobies sticker to save all the pretty ladies boobs.

all these new post cards came in the package too thats the front...

heres the back.

got some more older ones in there aswell

got my episode of the daily habit in there too

awwwwwwweee.

got some seaweed salad a plum and a peach to eat along side a big cocnut water

bought $40 in gas and it got me half a tank pretty radical, syke.

chowwwwed on some pita pit

of course

i dont know what i was thinking getting this so half way threw my meal i packed up and left and went to walmart and bought...

this hot sauce to finish my meal, i did it all for luke cuz pepper vinegar and salt is one fuckin good combo!

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I'm gunna start updating this everyday again...

2010-08-25T14:57:00.000-07:00

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ate this chicken salad wif beans an wice

this is how many vitamins i take daily so i dont go crazy again and end up in the hospital trying to escape

some wabbits on da golf course

kgilamnader wiffin

golfgolfgolf

this is my sunset i made this

filmed a kickflip cuz i like kickflips and you do to prolly plus check out the artsy leaf that blows past in the begginininin

Its still real hot out...

2010-08-24T14:07:00.000-07:00

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i got a waitresses number with this

it rained a ton amd i went wylin out in it on my bike

lukes got a sacred crotch

happy birthday stephan

peekaboo i see me

kaygilamander

no dent

we tipsy

goooobaaa

i dont know what the fuck hes doin

juicy squrpz

some sock in wataburger

kodys favorite night

jujwok

lemme smell yo dick

first 3D experience

uhm

im not to sure

lil gween baby pooz

plop

punched myself in the nose so i could...

hock a blood loogy

if your ever with me in my truck ask me to take you here so you can get a photo and text it to all the big pricks in your phone

"should i stop peeing dood""blaaaaawwawaw" "dood you ok, should i stop peeing""bluuuuauawwwaw"

poppin as belleeez

five and O

mangotronic

i wanna be a billionaire so fuckin bad

peace signs and head bands

my brother plays in shit

flys fucking

flys fucking from a different angle

2 person dance partee

das my dog cleunchable

fuck owl yowl

fillerup

luke feelin dizzeeee

seal it wif dah thumb

foh evah

ery las drop

gettin tangled in the fun

ok so if you like bloody marrys goto baileys pub sat sun or wed and ask michelle to make you one its my favorite thing i think i have ever drank she puts something magical in it that blows your mind and then it blows your mind

looks like a girl

glowin mountainz

followed kody down the freeway for a bit one day then had to get off

pissing from a ceiling

millic prowlin

silly willy jilly snaggin some uh moms tit

dah fuckin gurlz nyt owt

climb out shit and dance says jildo

angelazzzzzzzzzzzzzz

fun set

a few of the spice girls

we owl faded fur sure

"gimme a chant and ill try it" "chris chris chris chris"

girls nyt owt on the town luh in dah car

MY SUMMER SO FAR...

2010-07-25T18:08:00.000-07:00

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goldchain battles

attack stance

turfin

ready

?

BOOOOM!!!

GOLD CHAIN LION MANE

KAAAKAAAW

crazy i know

ina plane to arkansas

ina plane to arkansas

little bushes

thats wright

kayak

driftin

guh

coot lil tootle

tyson chicken chicken far, i wun dey cwithpy piece

sun burnt brother

just peeing

muahahaha

hehe

booooof

rope swing flip

rope swing twist

rope swing backflop

blackberry fields forever

sunburnt kneez

eureka springs

eureka springs

this is my brother with a super bad sun burn so he just slept sitting up

this is how he walked with his burn

GOOOBS

sosiq

penguingos

teehee

flaminguins

bloodorange shits gettin weird

bahebb

this just had to be here

if you ever wanna hear a cool story ask me about nick, im not gunna tell it to everyone on here because i dont got his permision but trucks me its a good one, about as good as pale jesse back there.

watch me the 27th of this month on fuel mother fuckas

eyehyhyhyhyhyhyyyyeee

DICKSHIT

OOOOdOOgway

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?

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JUJWOK

JUJWOK

welcome to Portugal

Lisbon, Portugal

art i know

more lisbon

more lisbon

ok this picture has a good story behind it, its hard to make out but the two guys in the middle have guitars and the guy in the white is singing, this was taken at a Fado diner, you pretty much eat your diner and as your finishing up these guys come out and sing for you, but our diner was paid for and belive it or not the whole crew on the trip at this particular diner drank the restaurant out of all the wine they had, plus plenty of sangria and beers it was a great thing to be a part plus our hole table got shushed shhhhh all night while the guys were singing it was a great night

dick pattern balcony

yep you can get beer with your meal at mcdonalds in portugal

Porto portugal

shoe shinin

Oh Todd

Silly Todd

Quimmin it

COCKBURN'S who knows

this was one of the houses of the two right next door to each other we stayed in in Frossos, it was the first place of the trip we stayed in that wasnt a hotel and paul the filmer of the trip set it up for us to stay here it was owned by his dad and his dad is and exporter of beer wine and other things so down in these basements were just cases of wine for us to drink while we stayed in these houses for two nights i belive we drank over 30 bottles of wine

this was the house right next door the other half of the group stayed in

Frossos

tryin to find my last name

searchin

puma

i guess these houses were painted like this for the fishermen that got home late at night so they could tell wich one they had to stay in

So all these dick photos you just saw was taken on this one street in some random city in portugal, i think it was like 45mins out of our way going from city to city, anyways there was two vans on the trip and i was in the van that followed the other van so my van was the clueless van so when we got to this street and walked down to the other van we cluelessly found ourselves in a store full of dicks everywhere, with just about anything you wanted dick, from coffee cups with hidden dicks inside to match books with lil dicks inside it was quite a sight to see.

Jeff Landi and his damn desserts everywhere, i think he would just eat desserts not even food pretty cool this one was fantsy

This was the second house of the trip we stayed in it was in Algarve Portugal it was the last place we stayed of the trip, and yet again it was owned by pauls dad so you know the basement was just filled with cases of all the wine you could drink. This house was awesome every morning i would wake up and go out the backdoor over the wall onto a trail that took about 5 mins to walk then you were at a private beach, i never showered at this house i just cleaned off in the ocean.

this was the beach that was a 5 minute walk from the house it was somethin else great time

pervin on the beach hehe

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Chimp and Frog.

2010-06-17T01:49:00.000-07:00

all that pee all in one night three different pees

niger vs germany lawlzy woopsy

so much excitement ona table

who likes john

this is in my room

uncle jojo fixin my ac

groupa fags back there

sceeeert

foooof

fuck ur face i guess

pwetzels

3 peeple peein

my brothers fruit he grows

unclejojo note

signature

jackin ur muns

piss and spit test for my crazyness

this dood was peeing its hard to see his dick but you can see the pee on the ground so much fun

fly ona shark

sinister

sinister

ass shot

juzz pizzin on soy sauz

signature

dah creeper

ufo

3d sunflower

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Picture Captions!!!

2010-05-10T01:24:00.000-07:00

I Haven't Been Blogging...

2010-05-06T21:03:00.000-07:00

because all I been doing is reading these books.

Nifty Shit!

2010-04-29T18:48:00.000-07:00

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Ey it must be ur birthday huh 420 get it

2010-04-20T22:04:00.000-07:00

typical

strech dat neck

peace brotha

beans

my ride

the neighborhood gum wall

follow the trail

follow it to here

yum

piss in the mouth

party check out dj mohawk

zzzzzzzzzzzz

dan bowlin

dan chillin

ah

yoga with dan

poshua joshua

my brother at his first farmers market

muscles and clams

winning

helping mom with some yardwork

swingin and readin

farmer joe

you are

mountain

after adventure meal

pusspuss

dickdick

ur boi

my ouchie on my toesy brokesy

I've Been Sucking

2010-04-01T22:11:00.000-07:00

this is my brother and some more veggys he grew in his garden

BTL barros pizza reunion

i went insane a while ago and got my truck taken away so ive been riding my bike a lot and this time into the sunset

oooowwaaaaahh

wich path mo fucka

i dare you

omg he did it

this is my first salad from all the veggies from my lil brothers garden

i saw this kid selling koolaid one day while i was riding my bike around i didnt even buy any i just asked if i could get a photo

penis shadow

queequee gettin loose

small hot pastrami smiley with prov mustymayo toms lettuce and pickle with a side of bug juuice and chinis

chores

cleaning the barn windowsills

shrimp dick

ootoot aah aah

eeeewww haaa

my boy just chillin on some junk

my brothers little kingdom

swamp ass bowling

this is what i do for fun these days

my biking homey just stoppin to take a nap right quick

the tortoise and the hare mr franklin seems to be winning

Trapped at the berrics...

2010-03-15T18:41:00.000-07:00

this is my brother showing of his freshly picked radishes from his garden out back

heres some headband nuggys gets you head banded

i got drew some headband for his birthday and then we went to the bar and he did some doors rockeoke

real swell

while drew sang underspot light i layed back and had some alien juice watch out

this was my lunch one day

jstay business call with kara

this photos only weird for me because i never see my horse in this part of my yard he snuck in some how

knife party

knife party

this is bob hes pretty cool he got me higher than i have ever been in my life a few years ago you know the time where you want to call the 911 cuz you think your dying well in this photo hes probably got a knife in his hand, but before this picture he got all the knifes in the house and started passing them out to everybody

heres tully with his knife

this was seconds before a fight broke out with knives

yeah matt

art my art

party art

more party art

double rainbow double gay

whos knows

no idea

wow lucky us, syke

haaaah

THE BERRICS OMG

this is where i slept at the berrics it was a crazy week straight filming stuck at the berrics no where to go no comfy bed after filming all day just a tent on the cement floor in a warehouse

brad just had his sleeping bag and lil inch thick air mattress

we smoked a blunt at the berrics but had no way of lighting it so we used the toaster oven after a few trys we got it lit

yum

la river

this was our peaceful escape place from the berrics pretty cool huh, NO

a palm tree growing out of cement

anthony kiedis

hollywood in the distance

matt vs. brad who knows why

only cuz were sane

i think this was the point of cabin fever so we set loose and had some fun chucking boards all over the place

master piece

dans miller flip

more sanity

heres your bushes you wanted a photo of brad

x marks the spot

its spring time

smells nice

i been riding my bike around alot

i got my blood taken today

i painted this statue to make it look metal and the later on added some highlights of gold to make it appear bronze.

I'm Soar...

2010-03-01T19:49:00.000-08:00

this kid looked maybe 13 and he was driving the way of tucson and it didnt make sence

food battle

who gunna get it

jstay skates with only one foot always sometimes even none.

this dog spilt one of my beers and made it foam up and spill even more

he also wanted to hump my arm a ton.

he wants a hug

one footed again

celebration

dick sit

dick dart

none

waaaaaaahh!

Ty Bush got a new camera

santa fuckin clause me

i painted this.

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Itsa short one pho!

2010-02-25T23:57:00.000-08:00

I microwave all my shoes before i skate them make ehm all eewy and geewy soft like nice to skateboard with

This is a rueben sandwich not possum privates

this is my friend paul he showed me this pho place and i thank him for doing so and there boba is quite nice aswell all eewy and geewy those black balls

Whats up now pho

i got a massage in this bed

it was my first massage i have ever got and it was nice other then afterwards i didnt want to do shit and it made me seem like i was crosseyed

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It's Rainning...

2010-02-22T12:22:00.000-08:00

ninjaturtles

circus o le

circ de la clowns

dropkick murphys mosh pit

bra

wow

only at the swap mart i guess

photo fun ish

horse track vroom vroom

on your marks get set goat

getting married at the track lawls so romantic

rainy rain

so sick sky

out of it clem zombietine

fuck yes

hab a guh day

wrap buttle

flowing

party woo yeah

jay stay baby face

j stay statically stuck all those balloons to the roof himself like this and some people thought there was helium in them and faked squeeky voices it was LOL

My dads birthday dinner

BOBBY Q's

un yun bloq

my first #1 from in n out

weiner shadow

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I Still Can't Drive.

2010-02-17T17:01:00.000-08:00

Jstay footy

guyler bush and boost on the jstay

quackwack

the bush is blown

fumfumfum nomnomnom

McCarthy peeing i see skateaz in that pee

couldnt tell you

the gangbangers

oh yeh

fuck wit bee i dear you

my brother getting higher

all these bike jump photos were taken on valentines day

golden spoon?

cinnaboner

the SUPERbrand hallway

SUPERbrand couch

SUPERbrand window outlook

SUPERbrand apparel

goober fuckin up a carrot

sandy ego

Fidels

It puts the lime in the beer or else it gets the salt again

The shuffle board salt that is

SUPERbrand lunch break

SUPERbrand diner break appetizer

SUPERbrand steak diner break

conty break fast

fuckin make a sandwich eat the whole conty break fast as a whole fuck

GOLDCHAIN

UncleJoJo smokin them ribs

Fuckin unclejojo pullin threw

grrrrr

tweettweet everyone knows this means printer alignment

bouling

beerling

some fool lost behind his beeramid its a mystery to him

nunya

exactly

cuhcaw

hmph

feed the cassowary

nomnomnom

hufhufhuf

battle at the cassowarrics

love birds

I Shaved My Beard.

2010-02-13T13:16:00.000-08:00

this is where i start my brothers garden

this pizza with dt was da bomb

LOL Kara

hehehe get it he he he

urt

mur urt

pv

yumm

plain to san fran

berkely park nark

:o

now thats fun E

brads 2 step to fakie

nosegrind

nosegrind

fuckin chillin

wackywavyuninflatedfunplant

blunt to go protection case

stairway to heaven

joe krak

ut oh