Prepare for the worst but expect the best.: 2009

Heres what i did today but hardly anything of what i did today

i ate these

i watched this happen threw and threw and so i asked bob where he got his matt, bob said he didnt know i said ask ur mom cuz i think it looks like something made in mexico. ;-)

in the same room as the picture above we had this bottle of taquila floating around with a cross on it but i wasnt fuckin with it but randomly the cap poped off itself about 6 inches in the air and laned right next to it so everyone examin this photo for weird ghostly type things

same room

all done fuckys.

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ok so heres what im going to do here listen up and listen well as you may or my not know depending on if ur retarded or not you may know that this is MY key word my as in just more none of those tester ones for you smart asses this is my second post and im gunna do a lil test perhaps and experiment if you will on here and any one that talks to my mom or my moms boyfriend kevin dont tell them about this blog cuz im gunna secretly advertise for them on here and see if they come ranting to me about how much shit there selling and how i never helped them out so you get the picture muahahah, and hey im being nice to my mommy everyone, and plus the more money they have the longer my internet connection stays on so more and more entertainment for you, and also plus i dont think any mom would enjoy these pictures, but hey lets keep it to ourselves and well all stay big balls of joy! so heres there greens they slangin ;-)

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its all up to you to figure out what it does to you but as for me well a full day of skating a hefty night of partying a phat burrito and here i am at 5 am still treating you guys to my treat, right like that VVVV!

good by and i will see you later today, sooner than later cuz ill have energy from both my greens mommys and all. ;-)

I used to have a blog and i always have a digital camera on me for many reasons but mainly to film ufos when i see them but i also see a bunch of other crazy stuff while i dont see ufos that might just be as crazy as seeing a ufo or maybe not but this first post is all my scandisk emptying from backed up photos from about tha past year, as soon as brad asked me to have a blog on www.skatemental.com i stopped my old blog to start this one and heres how its gunna start...

this is a black widow that crawled on uncle jojo when he was fixing a lawn mower he found.

this is a clown driving a van i saw

this is chet after he peed on a ledge

this is my foot after skating this spot

this is a photo of puke that a kid dished out mid beer pong game and when he tryed to cover his mouth it shot out all sides.

this looks like an alien drew another alien

this is me poaching leo kickflip over a wall

this is a photo of my friend bob and when i was getting my emmissions tested i saw him in there it was funny

this is a kid i saw get hit by a car

this i a gecko

this is a photo i took as i was buying beer on day i was in line and two dood came up behind me in line and started juggling a bunch of 5 hour energy shots and i told them wait till ur done with all those then try to jugle them then they ask the cashier to go get a bottle of jager and the cashier are you guys mixing those nd they replyed ina souther accent Hell Yeah getter dun

this is a dood fishtailing as i was skating a spot

this is a tree unclejojo cut to look like a pusspuss

this is a tree that unclejojo cut into a dick

this is a vw bug that went threw a wall

this is me peeing threw my hand

this is my friend josh wood after he lit a napkin on fire and threw it over the bathroom stall as i was peeing

this is a few of my buddy chillin with a corectional officer we met at the bar

this is my gift to unclejojo on his 47th bday

this is unclejojo filming my brother jojo on unclejojos birthday the reason he filming is cuz the music was blairing loud and he was still sound asleep

this is john denver i look like him

this is a photo of me from underneath my pee

this is self explanatory

this is a dead fly i happen to see waiting in line to cash out at the horse track

this is my winnings at the horse track one day

this is weird

this is me in from of an M for MOTTA

this is flat stanley fs blunting

this is a photo of me doing an ollie i took on self timer

this si a rock that looked like a monster

this is rasta bush vines

this is josh hoffart

this is yellow teeth on a dentist sign

this is zombies in tucson

this is ty franz using busters netty pot

this is animal cruelty

this is a lettuce face

this is a crazy sunset

this is pizza bianco in phx and it world famous go read about it

this is what the pizza looked like

this is my halloween costume i wore this year

this is ye

this is my friend billy mayes

this is jim "j-peash" greco

this is cute

this is funny

this is too

this is the pretty moon

this is purple

this is funny

this is funny too

this is too

this is my grandma and my mom on her birthday i took her out to dinner

this is unclejojo and a rabbit at the pet store

this is uncle jojo and goldchain our new chicken we got to eat all the ants on our property

this is how me and unclejojo get our beer

this is ninja mike a homeless by choice man that lives at two guns pool

this is my cousins wedding

this is my cousin and his wife on there wedding day

this was in the bathroom at the church the wedding was at above the toilet i would say weird for sure.

this is my brother planting the first plants in his garden

this is his garden

this is not rascist

this is my art

this is to

this is more art

this is me getting ready to catch that shit

this is my brothers puke

this is my brother cleaning his puke

this is a weird hand game

this is nighty night

this is yummy

this is a super blunt

this is a drawing by a 10yo

this is a moon bounce in someones backyard at a skate spot and it looked like spider man had his dick out

this is my new favorite thing i own its my old roomate scooter that broke down as he got kicked out for being a retard but anyways the day he moved out he stole a bunch of things from all of us in the house but he left his scooter so i win

this is my moms boyfriend kevin his daughter hannah and my brother on her birthday

this is unclejojo and goldchain the chicken

this is goldchain

thsi si a one legged pigeon i saw downtown waitting for unclejojo in court

this is brad creeching in joshua tree

this is digi and poof sparring

this is a cool photo

this is how i spent my day in san jose at joey digis food spot

this is at 12 in the afternoon

this is what i actually saw after i went to the bathroom

this was after we got fucked up at noon in san jose

this is a stick i put ina toilet ina junkyard in berkeley

this is a manikin athe same junk yard

this is a skate mental camp site

this is a truck that hit a stop light and as we first saw it and we were waiting to turn and we were next to the cop behind the truck and we had the window down and we hear the cop say of course hes mexican

this is my tent the first night of the am chowder video premiere tour

this is the other tent

this was our view

this is fun

this is a smores

this is before

this is while

this is after

this is brad and matt in active ericas living room she let us stay at her house on our trip it was fun

this is us eating pizza in palm springs

this is breakfast at active ericas thanks again

this is brad taking over active ericas dogs territory

this is how skate mental get money daryl matt brad

this is active ericas dog that talk i love that dog

this is a drawing of brad i drew

this is poof and digi having a gr8 time

this is my patch work on my ripped pants

this is matt outside this weird bar in palm springs while we were insade we noticed him on the security camera out front

this is matt brad and daryl in joshua tree

this is cholla garden in joshua tree

this is joshua tree we went threw it on our am chowder video premiere tour.

this is my first margarita ever and it was in joshua tree courtesy of brad

this is the anal limo

this is a penny on a ledge outside a window as i was waitting to get ona plane to tampa this year

this is what got me threw the weekend in tampa

this is how to party

this is a bird in a restaurant in tampa

this is a shit a took

this is the shit i took after i purposely left it in the toilet to see what it would do

this is awesome

this is a kid that passedout standing up and he fell over and as he fell he bit my hand and slobbered on me on accident then went face first into the wood floor after that and just to let you know it was on about 10pm

this is john chillin with rip n dip

this is bert and i texting on our same phones

this is dell the funkee homosapian

this is marius throwing up skate mafia

this is the inside of a hummer limo

this is the hummer limo aka hotel to skatepark of tampa transportation

this is a milk shakei put a kaluah shot in

this is an owl ina gay bar in tampa

this is dan and justin gettin cozey

this is a photo of fun

this is our hotel room in tampa 12 people stayed in

this is another photo of it

this is exceptable

this is marius doing a dick shot in tampa from big mama

this is big mamas tool kit

this is unclejojo and sharky his fish that died R.I.P. sharky

this is lanebuquerque

this is ty franz and lane in dions pizza in albuquerque

this is by chance 26000000 to 1

this is my friend kyle after he ate some drive way falling off his vespa

this is jessicas drunk dog

this is a meal that i traded two tall cans for to the worker

this is a cage i built my rabbit

this is a scratcher i won

this is my winnings

this is my friend collin and a dick i drew

this is revenge

this is a dead frog ona golf course

this is a day i got wasted really early for some reason and i ran into my roomates room and took this photo then ran out

this is unclejojo

this is forrest

this is an invention me and my brothers friend taylor thought of one day while we were hi, and then about 3 months later i was on the internet and it was made.

yep

this is a dwarf witha shovel

this is a cool picture

this is me at a pizza place witha bar after i went golfing one day i was peace fully eating my pizza went about six doods all dressed in the same work outfits came and took over the bar but they kept buying me drinks and calling me shaggy and johnny5000

this is what happend to all those dood that were buying drinks for me they got ina fight the one in the truck was the one that stabbed the dood and he was trying to run over the guy he stabbed yellingou the car window at the mixican guy to get out of the way so he could run him over

this is the aftermath of the bar fight with broken beer bottle stabs

this is the crime sceen after

this is my brother and his friends digging into pot brownies in our hotel in vegas

this is another pot brownie vegas hotel room photo

this is my buddy that makes me burritos buying himself a goldchain

this is a kid from mississipi in vegas that stole a car from cali to get to vegas and his name was brandon turner so if your wondering what happend to brandon turner now you know

this is the only reason i hung out with this kid was for his beer he would steal 18 packs like it no big deal along with bags of beef jerky

this is chavo and thy nizz in vegas i randomly ran into them and we combined forces

this is what SNUS does to me and Chavo in vegas

this is a photo of a beer in with a bunch of beer on a chandelier in our hotel room in vegas

this is a crazy lookin dood walking a chiwawa

this is my brothers friend kevin taking a pee on our way back to phx from vegas

this is part of the painted dessert

this is joe dirt

this is my shit that ryan reyes is playing with at a rest stop goin to new mexcico he was trying to be funny in the next stall next to me making weird noises like farts and stuff so i shit on the floor next to his foot.

this is the sun bouncing of a mountain making the figure of a person giant

this was my bed room in new mexico

this ones for robjohn

this is what happend to me after i eat wendys

this is ryan reyes waking up in the middle of the night after we got him hi in his sleep in new mexcio

this i sme peeing threw a not ina fence

this is a stealth attempt photo of the black doods two watches on one wrist all the way to the right

this was the beast everyone was prowling on hip hop night in new mexico

this is some posey hole

this is my grwler fomr marble in new mexcio

this is an upper decker i pulled threw with

this is ryan reyes peeing in a bottle in the rain in the back of vlads truck with lane at the wheel

this is blackmail

this is a snake pipe

this is for dt

this is me and hunter taking a poop

thsi s robjohn shot gunning a huge beer

this is sca turtle dancing sca on the back of a jeep

this is a dream come true for vlad

this is fish clouds

this is one of my favorite things to eat in the world

this is fully dry bones

this and upper decker at a cheba hut becasue they charged me for a 3inch sub for $4

this is how unclejojs barbcues

this is cody and forrest thier cousins but check out the photo of forrest in codys back pocket

this is unclejojo doing body work on my truck

this is unclejojos cat topaz taking a shit

this is a lego world that a substitute teacher made at his house while getting stoned

this is a fire i saw in my neighborhood

this is for lanebuquerque

this is a house i saw that got tped

this is nice

thsi si how uncle jojo would get the lawn mower from house to house before he fixed one he found on the side of the road

this is a big fish poop

so is this

this is a plant with one red leaf

this is brads money clip

this is a foam dolphin

this is brad surprising matt with a huge nug on our camping trip

this is a skunk that trapped me and matt after we smoked a blunt

this is what bb guns do

this is brad sniping fools

this is target practice

this is brad roastin on the grill check his bacon dog

this is matt at 10am when i woke up on a dock camping

this is omar in a bigfoot suite

this is reese giving matt a huge hug

this is matt and reese play fighting

this is brad and joekrak man handling the grill once again

this is where me and joekrak slept

this is hunter taking a poop while brad tryed to geta photo

this is joekrak and drawings of the honey beer bong

this is joekrak and joekraks bong

this is joekraks nieghborhood kat

this is a generation blunt

this is my jewish friend kevin gilman buying in n out with a $2 bill

thsi is a guy at a diamond backs game that had a sign that said my sign wants to be on the radio

this is mrs homoki gettin her fix on beer on her sons 21st birthday

this is a black dood walkin down the street in buffalo holding a snake

this is my pee

this is john taking a pee in the van while brian gets wizard statused

this is brad taking a pee in the van

this is a garbage can filled with all of our bottles of pee

this is what i left for the hotel cleaning lady

this is me before i cut my hair

this is the tribute to creech a preying mantis that made it from denver to Massachusetts in the tour van

this is me and matt at 3am

this is justin peek-a-booing

this is a photo of me perving out in philly every verizon store i saw on the trip i would walk in and put my battery on there display phones to charge my phone cuz my charging port on my phone broke